A Friday Funny

My husband and both my adult children (and now several of my grandchildren) are excellent joke-tellers, never forget a good joke, and can tell one on demand; so I am decidedly the "unfunny" part of this family. I usually can't remember a joke well enough to tell it effectively; but I DO enjoy a good joke. The best one I have heard recently is today's Friday Funny. Perhaps you have heard the one about Alabama Girls?



Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had trained their new wives to be good little housewives.



The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he told his wife she would have to do all the dishes and house cleaning. "It took a couple days," he said, "but on the third day I came home to a clean house and dishes." He smiled with pride.



The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean and the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.



The third man had married an Alabama girl. He boasted that he told her, "Now Honey, you gotta keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal." He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.



Gotta love them Alabama women...cause if you don`t,someone else will!!!