Friday, December 23, 2005

Christmas Riddles

Christmas Riddles (mostly from - brain candy)

Try these out on any 6-12-year-olds you have around.

1. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
2. How would you fire Santa? Give him the sack...
3. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missle toe!
4. If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be? A Holly Davidson.
5. What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!
6. What did one angel say to the other angel? Halo there!
7. What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved? Toys will be toys.
8. What did the grape say to the raisin? 'Tis the season to be jelly.
9. What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross mouse cards.
10. What do the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow.
11. What do you call the bells on Santa's sleigh? Kringle bells.
12. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Kringle.
13. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues.
14. What goes Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud? Santa Claus jumping rope.
15. What is a skunk's favorite holiday song? Jingle Smells.
16. What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
17. Where is the best place to put your Christmas tree? After your Christmas one and your Christmas two.
18. Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws.
19. Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E? Because the angel had said,"No L!"
20. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.


Terrell said...

I'll try'em out on fourth-graders.

Lyn said...

My kids loved them!

JBL said...

These are great!