Sunday, April 30, 2006

The Mechanical Contrivium -The Truth about Teenagers

The Mechanical Contrivium has been in my sidebar for several months. (Some people just have TOO much time on their hands!) I wonder if you have tried it out. It produces some humorous results. For example:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Teenagers!

  1. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled teenagers!
  2. Never store teenagers at room temperature.
  3. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and teenagers are all berries.
  4. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at teenagers!
  5. Teenagers never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
  6. If you break teenagers, you will get seven years of bad luck.
  7. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The teenager state'.
  8. Teenagers can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
  9. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but teenagers can not!
  10. It is bad luck to walk under teenagers.
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